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Friday, December 25th, 2009
10:25 am
All you ho-ho-homos can choke on a heaping, holly-jolly helping of my jingle bell cock. 'Tis the season.

Current Mood: scrooged
Tuesday, December 1st, 2009
6:45 am

I marvel at humankind, in its genius and its stupidity, but especially in its arrogance. Arrogance that insisted that something like the Large Hadron Collider be constructed. Physicists and scientists who declare it impossible for a machine to create a black hole that would destroy the planet, who believe they have accounted for all known variables, who have no ability to account for the unexpected. They operate under the assumption that the machine is perfectly functioning, that any black hole produced would be miniscule, unstable, and would dissipate in a matter of milliseconds. Yet earlier this year the unexpected fired a warning shot as the LHC sprung a helium leak because of some overheated semiconductors. I'm sure they saw it coming.

Pertaining to the linked article, the Good Doctors quoted within suggest that the Higgs Boson particle, which they're aiming to find, does not want to be found; or perhaps nature itself takes umbrage to its discovery. But mankind, in all its supreme arrogance, will never renege. Besides, there are too many dollars and euros and yen tied into this project.

So it's my hope that Mother Nature develops a serious case of PMS when we start fucking with her black holes. I hope she screams Rape. Mostly I hope that the LHC is fully operational on December 21, 2012, and in one ultimate grandiose display of arrogance, to demonstrate once and for all that science triumphs over superstition, they fire it up. Then I hope I'll be able to fully appreciate the milliseconds of pure irony before the black hole engulfs mankind and all of its arrogance for good.

And I don't even believe in any of that Mayan shit.
Thursday, February 28th, 2008
1:09 pm
Eh, been awhile for me, too.


Here's some fuel to the fire of the AI Doomsday Theory.
Monday, February 25th, 2008
9:02 pm
Field trip!
I'm organizing the first ever field trip for NOEW associates. I'd like to visit Longyearbyen, Norway.

Why, you ask?


Someone's gotta bring the Roundup to the party.

Practically every one of the top 40 records being played on every radio station in the United States is a communication to the children to take a trip, to cop out, to groove.  The psychedelic jackets on the record albums have their own hidden symbols and messages as well as the lyrics to all the top rock songs. And they all sing the same refrain: It's fun to take a trip, put acid in your veins.
Sunday, February 17th, 2008
5:52 pm
Now in Print Form!

The page itself pretty much sucks, as well as it's list of "friends", but the idea is worth investigating and the links are generally qualified.

You know I'm bored when I'm farting around myspace. 
Tuesday, January 29th, 2008
11:04 pm
Cannibal Cookbook
Hey, not everyone gets to die in the Apocalypse! Here's a handy product to help us survivors get our eatin' on while surviving the post-nuclear holocaust!

Monday, August 7th, 2006
7:32 pm
Your weekly enema
Okay, well since nobody's been updating, I think it's time for your daily dose of reality.

The 9/11 NORAD Tapes

Now you too can listen to the NORADS responce to the 9/11 attacks...or something.

Children arrested, DNA tested, and jailed for playing in tree

Seriously, what?!

9-11: An Inside Job?

I've been saying this shit for years...

White House to Give More Authority to Military Courts

Isn't that a one of the 14 traits of a Fascist regime?
(see: http://www.toddalbert.com/node/83 )
Sunday, May 7th, 2006
1:32 am
For those of you who are Bush haters (and if you aren't, 1. you should be, and 2. what are you doing here?), check out the new Ministry album, Rio Grande Blood. Here's a taste of what you'll get:


Current Mood: liberty and justice for oil
Monday, March 6th, 2006
9:54 am
this is pretty funny stuff.

if you couldn't remember why you wanted doom in the first place - http://www.portalofevil.com/

i've been busy collecting things for a project. but of course, the rule is, when you plan to murder someone, you best not tell a soul.

...it's not murder, though.

it's something funnier than that.
Monday, January 30th, 2006
10:01 am

Current Mood: ULTRA HEAVY
Tuesday, January 17th, 2006
9:17 pm
So the problem with American Imperialism is the fatalities involved. No one would care if we took everything over the proper way. The US Government, especially under the Bush Regime, has it all wrong. You can't go over there and force them democracy. You can't even sell them democracy. You're telling a shitload of people that live in a fucking DESERT (or... not like anyone makes any effort at all to help Africa esp. from military coups...) or the goddamned veldt, or the jungle... and have no money or business skills... they should try democracy. All those third world countries can do to enter negotiations is gain nuclear arms. They're fucked now, they're totally fucked if they choose democracy. So what can they export... their tourism would increase, but people already go there to fuck little boys.
No, what Amerikah needs to do is send in fucking McDonald's. That's right. Give them starving tribal warriors something to hunter gather for Five American Dollars an hour. Pay them outright, no bullshit sweatshop. Everyone will line up from the entire tribe, or camp, or... festivus... for that gig. You could begin Operation "Learn English with a Big Mac". Fret not those who aren't hired... Burger King is just around the bend. Taco Bell is having border crossing issues.

Current Mood: cross post.
Tuesday, January 10th, 2006
8:37 pm
kill the world.

vote republican.
Monday, January 2nd, 2006
12:23 am

Thanks Drudge Report.

Fear is the mindkiller.

Hmm. So, how about we devise a proper plan to accelerate the arrival of the apocalypse? Or write something. All we do is post news headlines here. It's nice to report on signs of impending doom, but really, we want to witness the actual impending doom. Not just signs that civilization is fucked up to the point that pollution has effected weather cycles. We know there's a hole in the atmosphere.
In a sense, I can see what Ben (bennybenz) was saying when he took this page down, about how it's not much of what we figured the term and application of our lovely call letters would be used to do. While he's still an asshole for taking it down, he's right.

So not destroying our homeland or anything...

Start pushing the pen. I don't care if it's a damned haiku about armageddon or death rays or a poorly crafted plot story about giant robots killing people. Because after all, that's how anime started. Draw something. Don't suck at it. Promote your artistic drive to... create chaos. Prove how much you support the apocalypse.

If you're going to post news articles... then snip them out of the local paper and have them be related to some atrocity you committed. Destroy a mailbox. Steal from a landscape company then blow up a few banks with the fertilizer. Leave all the money behind. If possible, leave a camera intact near the vault and avoid it at all costs: Blow it open by all means.

Put your heads together. Support the Apocalypse. Or die trying.
Sunday, December 25th, 2005
5:46 pm
Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past:Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus: an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dino-bones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators who were awoken by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year; for many were killed!

Meatwad: Boy, this IS a long story you know...maybe I WILL go get somethin' to eat.
Carl: Yeah, I think I'm gonna get drunk while I listen to ya.

Cybernetic Ghost: I’m not finished.. YOU should have gotten a snack! A warlike race of elves from the red planet landed on the ice encased earth and they were imminently enslaved by the un-evolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys. Using galactic elfin technology toys were made into recognizable shapes, and given names like “train”, but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon, because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked . . . in a big way! Thousands of years ago the ice had made the globe inhabitable. Santa Ape did not know where the north pole was, how could he? He was born before science existed. So he arbitrary placed his work shop right here were your house is now!, long before they unionized and Christmas was celebrated at each full moon, which enraged the red ape…

Frylock: Wait, who unionized?

Cybernetic Ghost: WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW! Probably your momma.
Friday, December 23rd, 2005
11:05 pm
Saturday, December 17th, 2005
10:12 pm
AlterNet Lists the top 14 Evil Corperations in the World

The comments are equally entertaining. I myself am happy someone decided to make a list, though I think 14 is too small of a number. I'm surprised at how so many people got pissed that they listed Caterpillar Bulldozing as one, not I have any beef really.
Saturday, December 3rd, 2005
11:35 pm
Oddities in the news
Internet Addiction: the next new Mental Illness Trend:

Naked Man fires Gun at Traffic:
(This is my rifle, this is my gun/this is fighting, this is for fun...)

Bird Flu hits SoCal...So what?

Nothing else major, but I'm fucking sick of FOX News' big thing to report: "The War Against Christmas". Especially O'Reily. Shut the fuck up.

No really...

One of these days I'm going to send O'Reily a douche so he can get the sand out of his vagina.
Thursday, November 17th, 2005
12:48 pm
WhirlMart BND goodness.
As we all know, By Nothing Day is coming up. www.adbusters.org has a nice section on how to cause a ruckus and scene at your local Wal-Mart in honor of the day:
Wednesday, November 16th, 2005
2:59 pm
...and if you don't like it here, you can pack your shit and leave

You know, I had to put this song on when I saw this.


Personally, I like to wage attacks on the slogan here too, but in other, you know... less selfish, force-my-opinion-down-your-throat, whiny bitch ass whore of a fashion. Ones that are somewhat cohesive.

We'll not go into that. But isn't this guy a fucking jackass? This should be the least of his troubles, i mean, god damn, how does he make a living because i'm about to go pitch a bitch that waffles are yellow.
Friday, November 11th, 2005
6:30 pm
don't forget this again.


it's a holiday worth celebrating
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